"one ass-buri, and some sake, warm."
If you ever decide to order uni (sea urchin) at Village Yokocho, think again, and then...just don't. The limp, diarrhea-colored plops laying on top of my sashimi bowl looked odd, but not being very experienced with uni gonads, I ate a piece anyway. Just like that, I suddenly had a slimy piece of someone's rotting asshole filling the crevices of my mouth.
I could not believe that I had actually put something so foul between my lips. When I fished out the other pieces and laid them aside, my dining companion started poking and stabbing at them with her chopsticks...and the fucking things instantly liquified, spreading their ass-flavored goo over the plate. It is miraculous that I did not vomit or suffer food-poisoning later.
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Haha I'm sorry but this made me crack up. I love uni but I wouldn't order it from anywhere I didn't already love/trust fully. That shit is no joke, you gotta be careful with where you get it.
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